HomePortalGalleryFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 

 The old rooster

Go down 

Number of posts : 723
Age : 108
Registration date : 2008-04-30

PostSubject: The old rooster   Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:00 am

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me.
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.'

The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later, the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch,
when he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squawking
and running as hard as he can...
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and[
- BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month.

Moral of this
story? ....

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery, always overcome youth and arrogance!

Back to top Go down
View user profile http://freewebs.com/chs-clan/

Number of posts : 457
Age : 31
Location : Harrisburg Pennsylvania
Registration date : 2008-04-30

PostSubject: Re: The old rooster   Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:46 pm

Back to top Go down
View user profile

Number of posts : 29
Age : 56
Location : Henderson, NV
Registration date : 2008-07-15

PostSubject: Re: The old rooster   Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:28 pm

Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content

PostSubject: Re: The old rooster   

Back to top Go down
The old rooster
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Cant-Hit-Shit :: Public Forum :: Open Forum-
Jump to: